Are you Cristiano Ronaldo?
Probably not (hi Cristiano!), so at some point in your life you got some friends together and played some kind of team sport. But getting it to actually happen? That sucked!
Jane from accounting never checks her email, Jorge has a policy of hating Whatsapp groups and Fred likes to go on about sports history before giving out any useful reply.
What if… you had used Captain? You will, sometime soon 🙂